„Ours is not to question why; ours is just to do or die“

The Charge of the Light Brigade by Alfred Tennyson [1]

„To the huddled masses, keep yearnin'!“

„I believe the government that governs best is the government that governs least. And by these standards, we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq“

„I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am“

„I’m selling these fine leather jackets“

Airbus A310

„Wenn ein Baum in einem Wald umfällt, und niemand da ist, der es hören kann, welche Farbe hat dann der Baum?“

„Frankfurt Ground: "British Airways 206, have you been to Frankfurt Airport before?"
BA 206: "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,... and I didn't land.“

Unknown

„Being powerful is like being a woman, if you have to say you are - you aren't“


„Unser Grog ist ein Geheimrezept, das einige der folgenden Zutaten enthält: Kerosin, Propylen-Glykol, künstliche Süßstoffe, Schwefelsäure, Rum, Aceton, Rote Farbe, Scumm, Schmierfett, Batteriesäure und/oder Pepperonis. Wie man sich denken kann, ist es eine der ätzendsten Substanzen der Menschheit. Dieses Zeug frißt sich sogar durch diese Krüge, und der Koch verliert ein Vermögen“

„On that same day, without any warning, the East German Communists sealed off the border between East and West Berlin. I only mention this to show the kind of people we're dealing with - real shifty! Considering the abnormal situation of a divided city life in Berlin was more or less normal. Traffic flowed freely through the Brandenburg Gate and it wasn't really too much trouble to pass from one side of the Iron Curtain to the other. Some of the East German police were rude and suspicious. Others were suspicious and rude. The eastern sector, under Communist domination was still in rubble, but the people went about their daily business... Parading.“

„Fuck Off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you gaelic fucking garlic breathtossers! Piss Off! Come in and say that, mate! C'mon! Fucking come and have it! You fucking beep!?! We'll beep you bastards all over your fucking nose! Fuck Off! Go on, you french bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! C'mon out of it! Fuck Off! I'm knackered!“


Einzelnachweise

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  1. Alfred Tennyson: The Charge of the Light Brigade
  2. Jon Stewart: America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction
  3. Stephen Colbert: White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)
  4. Eurotrip